i will always reblog this because its my most favorite thing ever.
lol his face is like ‘i have just been given a gift’
crab riding crab
FOR DEATH AND GLORY
"Arise! Arise, Riders of Craboden! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Claws shall be shaken! Shells shall be splintered ! A pincer day ! A red day ! Ere the sun rises ! Ride now! Ride now ! Ride ! Ride for ruin, and the world’s ending ! Death ! Death ! Deeeaaatthhh!"
this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.